To us in the Lifewatch family, this is the likely discussion format or the agenda that might likely play out between Buhari and Obama during the later visit to America. Follow story below...
Buhari: I am here in God’s own Country at last
Obama: You are very welcome from the troubled African Country Mr. Buhari, nice to have you here men!
Buhari: Please Mr. Obana help me urgently to end Boko Haram, I promised my people that in two weeks BH shall be a thing of the past, behold, two months running the situation is getting worse.
Obama: yes! That is not a problem men! Now, if I help you to end this you kpalava, what will you do for me?
Buhari, Aba, megida, I will do anything you want me to do for you
Obama: are you sure you won’t play the dirty game your predecessor played on us?
Buhari. Noooo!, I will never do that o, who want play with America fire?
Obama: well, from record we knew you are a man of truth and integrity, but, I still have my doubt on your die hard principles on issues.
Buhari: that was before ooo, when I saw the open disgrace Mr. Jona Jona suffered in our just concluded election because of your support, how I wan try America, I de craz?
Obama: Am very happy you have leant a good lesson and very fast for that matter.
Buhari: now, can you please let me into this ‘can’t wait meeting’ you even you sent your spies to come and facilitate this visit some time ago
Obama, please take it easy men, do you want me to fuck you arcs?
Buhari: I didn’t mean to offend you Mr. Obana, didn’t you see during my inaugural speech, how I quickly acknowledged you and your country for your over whelming support that gave us victory?
Obama: we were also overwhelmed by your choice of words.
Buhari: I hope you were not offended by that my bomb shells, that I belong to everybody but to nobody?
Obama: we were o, until one of your town’s man came to give interpretation that you were actually referring to Mr. Jagaban who we learnt want to get all the key position in other to use them to shake you any time you want to prove Buharism.
Buhari: that is very true Mr. Obana, that Mr. Jagaban or what they call him sef, thinks am a fool. It will interest you to know, I deliberately turned a deaf ears and blind eyes to the whole brouhaha in our Nigeria National Assembly election to teach him a hard lesson not to be over ambitious.
Obama: that must be very smart of you men.
Buhari: now back to why you invited me Mr. Obana.
Obama: Mr. Buhari, our major problem in this once in God we Trust Country, but now in Satan we believe country, is how we can make God a fool men.
Buhari: how do you mean, how can a creature make a creator a fool? In my country and religion we reverence this Supreme Being ooo.
Obama: that is why we call you third world countries, because issues like this. The old Man up there is old fashion and does not seem to know the new trend of things.
Buhari: please tell me new trend so I can tell my people my people!
Obama: we the Americans are actually seeing the possibility of having the whole world male males by 2050, don’t you think that is achievable men?
Buhari: you Americans sef, you people have started thinking with your head upside down, how can that be possible?
Obama: that is why I invited you. I know once we can capture the giant of Africa, the rest is just a walk over?
Buhari: are you asking me to help you push for gay legalization?
Obama: correct men! correct men!!. That is my man, you got it men!.
Buhari: that is a taboo and abomination against my religion and my dear naija. I won’t even consider it at all. I thought you called me here to eat salad and Irish potatoes, and discuss serious business on how to quickly to end the enemies of my dear country and government who wants to discredit my promise and past antecedent as a no – nonsense general converted a democrat, not this rubbish of gayism.
Obama: watch you damn tongue men! If you are not ready to play ball, hope you know the consequence?
Buhari: in case I have forgotten, what are they?
Obana: fire men, fire! Go and think about it.
Buhari: I have nothing to think about. I am going back to my dear country, you will hear from me.
Obana: Don’t keep me waiting men, you better think fast men.
Obama: You are very welcome from the troubled African Country Mr. Buhari, nice to have you here men!
Buhari: Please Mr. Obana help me urgently to end Boko Haram, I promised my people that in two weeks BH shall be a thing of the past, behold, two months running the situation is getting worse.
Obama: yes! That is not a problem men! Now, if I help you to end this you kpalava, what will you do for me?
Buhari, Aba, megida, I will do anything you want me to do for you
Obama: are you sure you won’t play the dirty game your predecessor played on us?
Buhari. Noooo!, I will never do that o, who want play with America fire?
Obama: well, from record we knew you are a man of truth and integrity, but, I still have my doubt on your die hard principles on issues.
Buhari: that was before ooo, when I saw the open disgrace Mr. Jona Jona suffered in our just concluded election because of your support, how I wan try America, I de craz?
Obama: Am very happy you have leant a good lesson and very fast for that matter.
Buhari: now, can you please let me into this ‘can’t wait meeting’ you even you sent your spies to come and facilitate this visit some time ago
Obama, please take it easy men, do you want me to fuck you arcs?
Buhari: I didn’t mean to offend you Mr. Obana, didn’t you see during my inaugural speech, how I quickly acknowledged you and your country for your over whelming support that gave us victory?
Obama: we were also overwhelmed by your choice of words.
Buhari: I hope you were not offended by that my bomb shells, that I belong to everybody but to nobody?
Obama: we were o, until one of your town’s man came to give interpretation that you were actually referring to Mr. Jagaban who we learnt want to get all the key position in other to use them to shake you any time you want to prove Buharism.
Buhari: that is very true Mr. Obana, that Mr. Jagaban or what they call him sef, thinks am a fool. It will interest you to know, I deliberately turned a deaf ears and blind eyes to the whole brouhaha in our Nigeria National Assembly election to teach him a hard lesson not to be over ambitious.
Obama: that must be very smart of you men.
Buhari: now back to why you invited me Mr. Obana.
Obama: Mr. Buhari, our major problem in this once in God we Trust Country, but now in Satan we believe country, is how we can make God a fool men.
Buhari: how do you mean, how can a creature make a creator a fool? In my country and religion we reverence this Supreme Being ooo.
Obama: that is why we call you third world countries, because issues like this. The old Man up there is old fashion and does not seem to know the new trend of things.
Buhari: please tell me new trend so I can tell my people my people!
Obama: we the Americans are actually seeing the possibility of having the whole world male males by 2050, don’t you think that is achievable men?
Buhari: you Americans sef, you people have started thinking with your head upside down, how can that be possible?
Obama: that is why I invited you. I know once we can capture the giant of Africa, the rest is just a walk over?
Buhari: are you asking me to help you push for gay legalization?
Obama: correct men! correct men!!. That is my man, you got it men!.
Buhari: that is a taboo and abomination against my religion and my dear naija. I won’t even consider it at all. I thought you called me here to eat salad and Irish potatoes, and discuss serious business on how to quickly to end the enemies of my dear country and government who wants to discredit my promise and past antecedent as a no – nonsense general converted a democrat, not this rubbish of gayism.
Obama: watch you damn tongue men! If you are not ready to play ball, hope you know the consequence?
Buhari: in case I have forgotten, what are they?
Obana: fire men, fire! Go and think about it.
Buhari: I have nothing to think about. I am going back to my dear country, you will hear from me.
Obana: Don’t keep me waiting men, you better think fast men.
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